27

girls are the new guys.

we wear the pants

period.

26

this is the phase of my job i like

where i'm immune to it

and can't really distinguish one day

from

another

25

i feel less lonely

when i have someone to talk to

and that someone just happens to be...

you

24

(there was the perfect opportunity

for the cleanest exit but

you didn't take it)

now i wonder:

are you just being nice?

because it feels as if

something is dead

and missing

i miss it

and feel stupid for it

23

sometimes

i don't know who i am

22

i don't want kids

because i'm afraid of turning into

my mother

21

dear plastic surgeon,
when you masturbate
how often do you think of the women
you helped sculpt?