27

girls are the new guys.

we wear the pants

period.

26

this is the phase of my job i like

where i'm immune to it

and can't really distinguish one day

from

another

25

i feel less lonely

when i have someone to talk to

and that someone just happens to be...

you

24

(there was the perfect opportunity

for the cleanest exit but

you didn't take it)

now i wonder:

are you just being nice?

because it feels as if

something is dead

and missing

i miss it

and feel stupid for it

23

sometimes

i don't know who i am

22

i don't want kids

because i'm afraid of turning into

my mother

21

dear plastic surgeon,
when you masturbate
how often do you think of the women
you helped sculpt?

20

knocked up;

i feel sick in my stomach

19

so what if i get hurt

just as long as my pride doesn't

18

i'm not a fucking defeastist
nor a damn pessimist
i'm a bloody realist mate

17

RUN

FLEE

BOLT

but the question is;

will i?

16

two more days

and i dont have anything left

in me

15

as soon as something goes away

i want it more than ever

14

i wish that i could just let go

and not hold back

as much as i do

13

i just want someone to talk to

12

i think i've realised too late that

i've passed the point of no return

11

there's just a lil something more about english men

=D

10

fake it til you make it

09

chocolate sultanas

:)

don't diss it til you've tried it

08

oh accounting, why do you torture me so?

run a knife through my heart

and a bullet through my brain

07

i think i secretly hope for the serendipitous type of love

06

love makes us act like we are fools

05

i need to learn how to feel

i feel like such a cold hearted bitch

is that enough "feeling"?

04

i wish einstein had invented ways to bottle motivation

so that i could buy some

03

maybe i'm psycho

but just a tiny bit

02

if i do, eventually, put my trust in you

would you put yours with me?

01

sometimes i know i want too much

but who says i cant have it all?